The Funky Spunk Diary

Well, its almost that time of year again when we try to find the perfect gift for our loved ones. But how many of you out there buy gifts that will make both you and your partner happy? I mean, not that flatscreen television or toaster oven but some hot and sexy porn flick that both of you will enjoy and then re-enact all the scenes together?
That’s the kind of gift I’m talking about. So to start this holiday season, I’d like to share with you a movie that will get you in the mood for gift giving and gift receiving. Sexy elves and Santa’s helpers in hot adult action that will nearly melt the north pole. I’ve watched this movie several times now and still can’t get enough of stars like Stephanie Cane (one of my fave’s from the Pure18 series she did). But you have to see her in her hot, and I mean HOT, Christmas outfit while she goes down and eats cock and cum. So come and get your copy and read more about The bitch that stole Christmas!

Hot and sexy brunette Gloria really loves to give blowjobs. And we like her for it too. She likes to give head so much that one dick isn’t enough for her. In this awesome scene, she is blowing off two stiff cocks until they explode all over her face.

This is one sexy lady! And she really knows how to wrap her gorgeous lips around manmeat. Check out the skills she’s got right here.

I am always overwhelmed by the amount of porn that comes out of the movie studios these days. I don’t think anyone can keep up with the latest flicks that are hitting our TV screens… and if there is someone out there that can, wow! I don’t know how you do it but you are my hero.

Last I heard, there were more than 100 movies released each and every day in the adult industry. Wow, that’s a lot of fucking and sucking.

Luckily for me, I am going to plug a friend’s site here who shares this passion for obtaining great porn online. Their site just started reviewing some of the hot new porn movies out there. So if you want to read through their review before you go and blow 20$ (or less since they have some good discounts!), check out the porn movie reviews here.

Today I am not writing about porn! WHAT? Am I feeling OK?

Yes, I am writing about my latest gadget I just acquired. OK, so it’s not a sex toy but its where I am going to be safekeeping all my porn collection. I just got myself one of those Western Digital portable hard-drives. This thing is sleek!. It’s just slightly bigger than my iPod and it holds 300GB of all my crap!

Now I can carry all my fave porn wherever I go…

If you read this far, thanks– and just for that, here is some free porn: Top-Rated Reality Porn Stars!

Looking at all the porn that is available out there, you can easily get lost with the number of choices that you have. Its hard to finally decide on what you will watch. Sometimes I think you just keep clicking in case you might miss something good further along… and so you might miss something really good along the way.

So as I was surfing the ‘net the past few days, I checked out some streaming video sites. Most have the same old crap that are just short clips of movies that just can’t get you off completely. You get a glimpse of some hot chick sucking cock and when you click on it and watch the 10 seconds of video, it cuts off just when the slut is about to get covered full of cum!

If you’re sick of such crap, check out something called video-on-demand. Sometimes also called VOD. Here is a sample VOD site that gives you a free, yes FREE, membership. You say that’s got to be crap too? Well, good shit isn’t free in this world! Their catch is that you get the membership for free, but you simply pay per view! YES, just like you do now on your DirecTV channels, you only pay for what you watch… How sweet is that??

Now, that’s not the only thing… When you get your PPV on your cable, you have to pay for the WHOLE thing, right? This site, you just pay per minute! So if you’re like me and only need a few minutes of hot porn, or only want to see the money shot, you can simply pay for the few minutes you watch your favorite slut blow some guy and receive a heavy load of cum…

So check out this VOD, pay-per-minute sex theater for some great streaming porn!

Being an oral connoisseur, I believe that good blowjob and cumshot videos have great Point of View (POV) angles. To make the scene believable the girl has to look into the camera and make you believe she is sucking your dick. If you don’t believe she’s tugging on your manhood or thrusting it down her throat and kissing your pubes, then the POV video fails to deliver its intent.

I’ve seen a lot of POV oral shots where the girl doesn’t look into the camera and looks away like she’s thinking about her grocery list or what she’s going to buy after she gets done with this cock in her mouth. And that just blows! And I don’t mean in a good way…

Of course, there are some great POV scenes which just get you sucked right into the action. (No pun intended!) That’s when you imagine that it’s your cock that the hottie on the other end of the camera is deepthroating, and that it’s your cock that is blowing that huge load of cum right into her mouth and she’s just about to choke on it because you’ve just drowned her in your sperm!

I salute those scenes. I salute the women that look directly at the camera, and really, directly at us. Here is a great example of such a chick, that looks right at me when I blow a load all over her nice face!

I just got back from a trip to Miami! I love that place… Its full of hot Latina women who really know how to put on a show when they go out.

There is something about a woman who knows how to look seductive and get you to buy her drinks all night and make you feel like you own her (Here’s to you– you know who you are!)

Anyhow, after coming home, all I can think about is when the next time is I will get a chance to go back there and enjoy the great South Beach scene. In the meantime, let’s check out some of the talent that we saw while in that wonderful place we call Miami, and especially South Beach:

Check out this Latina Princess sucking on some man meat!

Or how about this hot Latina diamond taking it down her throat!

Well, it’s been a while since I had a nice fiesta. What makes a good fiesta? How about some horny chicks that just want to suck your cock for a good time? Yea, that’s a good start! How about some chicks that just want to suck your cock and eat all your manjuice? Now we’re talking!

How about hot chick like London Keys? This hot to trot brunette is ready to party and her bald pussy is aching to get filled with cock. Now that’s all fun but what’s also fun is blowing a load of cum all over that pretty face.

Check out London Keys in these photos, you won’t be disappointed!

This one is a little old, but I just can’t stop watching it over and over and over. Have you seen the talented Roxy Deville? When she visited BlowJob Ninjas she really showed off her talents.

I mean, WOW, she was on that dick like a horny teenager eagerly wanting to please her man. She constantly made love to the camera which just makes you want to blow your load all over your woman!

If you want your girl to give you the best blowjob ever, watch Roxy Deville together, tell her you want her to do it just like that, and hope you last as long as you can. Tell your girl you want to blow your manjuice inside her mouth just like this dude filled Roxy’s mouth with hot goo!

Check out some great clips from this episode here.

Enjoy!

The term “cuckold” is an old one, and refers to a man whose wife has sex with other men; in earlier centuries, it was mainly used as an insult to a man’s masculinity.

In terms of adult content, “cuckold” describes a niche in which a man watches as his woman has sex with other men.

So… are you a cuckold? Do you like to watch your woman get jammed by another man? Watch her take his cock in her hand, mouth, pussy and ass?? Does it excite you to watch your buddy or complete stranger splurge a load all over your wife’s face?

If you’re like me and said yes to at least 1 of those questions, then welcome to the world of cuckolds. LOL! Check out some of these hot vids I came upon (I guess “came with” or “came to” haha!)…

Screw My Wife Please!

Or check out this great one:

Cuckold #4

Enjoy it and maybe ask your woman to fuck the pool boy or gardener…. but unlike most times when she does it while you’re at WORK, ask her if you can watch her get stuffed with someone else’s cock!

I must be out of the loop lately, which as you can tell by the lack of posts lately, I definitely have been enjoying summer too much…

But I just read that one of my favorite girls, Micah Moore, went back to school and is out of the business. Too bad because she has her own site, and I still see a lot of content all over the place. Good thing she is one hot chick and did a ton of movies and photos, because it will keep us cumming for quite some time.

Perhaps we should petition to have her get back in the biz….

For now, lets enjoy some good ole Micah Moore:

Micah gets fucked wearing a red dress

Micah does a spermswap with her friend

Micah in sexy lingerie playing with her pussy

Playing with a blue dildo

Micah gets a huge facial

I will sure miss any new stuff from Micah!!

So I’ve been thinking about the whole dating thing and that many people out there are hung up on how far they want to take things on a first, or even second, date. I know I know, there are slutty girls out there that you can shack up with for a one-night stand, (We LOVE YOU!), but what I’m referring to here is the official dating scene.

Just think.. you make plans with some girl you may have talked to once or twice before, you want to take her out and have a good time. But in the back of your mind you’re constantly thinking “Hmm, how do I get her to put those thick luscious lips around my cock”, right? C’mon now, admit it… You may be the most gentlemanly guy out there, but we all have gutter minds and think about the score!

So lately I have taken notice of various people around the bars and restaurants and started to recognize those on a first date, or those ina long-term relationship (Usually they’re not saying much to each other but trying to get through the food to get the hell how and watch CSI…), or those in the singles scene just oozing “Please fuck me” from them.

Anyhow, its interesting to see the first-daters and their body language. The most fun part is when you catch the girl looking at her food or tinkering with her hair and during this time, the dude just pounces with his eyes and scopes her from head to toe… Its like you can almost imagine his tongue drooling out of his mouth, eyes opening wide to take it all in, and his brain (yea the one in his pants) thinking whether she spits, swallows, is got a shaved pussy, if it droops or is nicely tucked, or if her nipples are erect! Yea, that’s what I’m talking about… now you know we all do it.

So even though the girl is pretending to not pay attention, rest assured that she knows when you’re eating her up with your eyes. Girls can sense this type of shit, and they LOVE IT! Why do you think they’re wearing that skimpy summer dress that shows off her legs and just gives you a peek of her thigh??

So I put it out there… if they know what we’re all thinking while on this first date, why the hell we gotta go out with them 5 more times before they wrap their lips around our stiff cocks?

Think about that next time you’re sitting there on a first date and try not to laugh

Today I’ve been looking at the site and decided to make some small changes. The weather is still too nice to sit here and write about all the great things happening out there but I decided to freshen up the blog a little.

Hope you like the new logo for the site! I know I’m not too artistic and that is why I stick to writing about the beauties out there, but I was sick of the old logo. I think it looked a little “spent”??

Well that’s enough about my artistic talents and how much I love the new sensual lips image much better. Sensual lips with my cock next to them is just what I was thinking of having tonight!

On the topic of lips and cock, why not check out this cute lipped blonde getting a facial?!

Wherever you may be, I hope you’re getting some good weather. Today was one of the first days where it was warm enough to go outside in shorts…

I just wanted to share with everyone how magical this time is… especially because all those hot women have been covered up for over 6 months in their winter clothes. And now they want to show off as much skin as possible… they don’t want to show a little at a time, they want to strip down to their g-strings and show you all leg!

Well, it was definitely one of those days today…. sitting at a cafe enjoying some good lunch while soaking up the sun, I was able to spot a lot of long legs walking by, nicely exposed for me to view.

Thoughts of silky smooth skin were dancing in my head… oh yea, summer is here and here come the beauties! Hope you had a great day today like that…

More to follow in a few days!

Unless you’re in California, I suspect there aren’t that many bleach blonde bombshells walking around your neighborhood. Am I wrong? So its refreshing when I see two cuties with pornstar blond hair sucking some cock together. What’s better is that they not only suck it together, but they play with and share the load of man juice!

Check out Carla and Katy, two very cute blonds playing with white gold!